From: owner-dgrpg@delta-green.com [mailto:owner-dgrpg@delta-green.com]On
Behalf Of Gregory A. Muir
Sent: Tuesday, December 28, 1999 12:47 PM
To: dgrpg@delta-green.com
Subject: DG: Something many have probably seen but is worth mentioning
again


I'm sure that many of you have seen this one before but, for the benefit
of those of you who haven't, I decided to post it to the list.
Personally I think it's one of the greatest Mythos filk songs ever. The
effect works the best if you sing along to it out loud. 


Sung to the theme of ``Tiny Toon Adventures'': 


We're slimey, we're squishy, we're all a little fishy, 
and in this adventure we'll be feasting on your brains. 
We're abysmal creatures, with gross horrific features. 
In Cthuloid adventures, lose alot of sanity. 
So here's Miskatonic U. where all the creatures dwell, 
take a look at a mythos book and find yourself in hell. 
Your guns aren't defective, they just aren't real effective. 
Our feast of human flesh and souls is about to start. 
Your magic, and voodo will not stop Great Cthulhu. 
Don't eat with the Tchoo Tchoo, and the Migo steal your brain! 
Here's Narly, Tsathoggua, over there's Cthugha, 
don't forget Ithaqua, and Hastur hates his name. 
So here's sunken R'lyeh where the angles are all wrong. 
You'll lose your soul, and go insane if you stay there too long. 
We're slimey, we're squishy, we're all a little fishy, 
Our feast of human flesh and souls is about to start. 
And now we'll eat your heart.